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Friday, January 13, 2006

Some "Headline" News...

It's that time of year now. Folks are pulling their tax information together and looking for tax forms and instructions.

Just call or e-mail the IRS if there is anything that you ever need.

Brian and Jackie Lawson of Chimacum, Washington, did just that and received an abundance of help from the IRS. They were needing to correct their 2003 tax return.

The couple called the IRS and asked for an instruction booklet. The government happily obliged and sent, via UPS, 24,000 copies of the booklet.

Just one gliche` here. They were instruction booklets for 2005 and not 2003.

Today is Friday, the 13th of January, and there is a full moon out. I wonder if it is a holiday for anyone?

Maybe we could ask Jonathan Sharkey who is planning on running for governor in Minnesota.

He is a self-proclaimed satanist and a vampire who plans on running on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

If he were to win the election, I wonder what kind of special requirements he would need and what security changes would have to be implemented.

You know... could he work during daylight hours and would wooden stakes for campaign signs be outlawed in the state?

2006 has hardly begun and the clock is already counting down to the 300 millionth American. It has been predicted that this child will be born in October of this year.

It seems that there may be some kind of 'hooplah' being planned for the birth of this baby. Predictors seem to have figured out not only when this child will be born, but its race and locale too.

There are quite a few intriguing statistics in this article concerning the population of the United States.

You may be quite suprised.



Blogger AB5SY said...

I lmao while listening to this on Coast2Coast. Surely he is not serious........not a snowballs chance of getting on the ballet and even less chance of winning. He needs to be embaled..........lol

January 15, 2006 7:47 PM  
Blogger It's me, T.J. said...

I have a question:

Isn't being a vampire technically against the law? Because their victims are supposed to die aren't they?

So, I agree.

He should be impaled.

Is a wooden stake really good enough to do the job?

BTW... Do we need to get a government person to perform the deed? You know, like the federal trappers we have to use to protect our livestock?


January 15, 2006 8:40 PM  

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