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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Out of the Loop...

I guess that I haven't been in touch with reality lately.

I wasn't aware that there was a new, up and coming, Chuck Norris sub-culture forming out there.

Having sat with the kids, watching hours upon hours of "Walker, Texas Ranger", I became indoctrinated and found that I had also grown fond of the actor.

I had even written a letter for the kids to him one time. (that was several years ago.)

So now there is a Chuck Norris joke craze going on with the teenagers.

It's those kind of jokes that your kids tell you, and well... you have to laugh.

Not so much because the joke is that good, but because kids are usually funny when they're telling jokes. And, besides, you have to let them think they're being funny, right?

A Brown University freshman started a website called, The Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator, and it is full of jokes *like that*.

And the kid has had over 50 million hits.

Anyone can contribute a joke to this site.

And there are a few of the jokes that aren't so good and could offend some people.

This site has t-shirts that you can buy with the joke of your choice.


I wonder how many hits they're getting?


From all reports, Chuck Norris has had a good sense of humor about it all and has actually picked out 20 jokes as his personal favorites.



From a list of Chuck Norris' favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.


Simple, huh?

Wish I had thought of it.

But I guess it was too complicated of an idea for me.



Blogger AB5SY said...

Lets reassign Chuck Norris to guard our Southern Border........

February 24, 2006 6:39 AM  
Blogger It's me, T.J. said...

Good one.

"Chuck Norris will cut defense spending by 95%. Chuck Norris is our national defense."


February 24, 2006 9:58 AM  
Blogger duke said...

hahaha. any charles bronson jokes?

February 24, 2006 9:17 PM  
Blogger It's me, T.J. said...


If I did, I am so 'bad' at jokes, it wouldn't be funny anyway.


February 24, 2006 10:57 PM  

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